I'm about to start reading this ‘controversial’ novel. It has caused quite a stir in Christian circles...I will have to see what all the fuss is about. Here’s an interesting article at Christianity Today.
Apparently it is going to be made into a movie directed by Ron Howard and possibly starring Tom Hanks as Robert Langdon although the enigmatic Russell Crowe was considered for the role. News about the movie here.
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Thursday, February 24, 2005
It's Freezing!
The snow is falling here in the UK. Icy cold mornings...having to clear the car windscreen of snow and ice. After looking at this photo I won’t ever complain again!
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Wisdom and Purpose
Paul Benger has been doing a great series in Church about ‘Going to the Next Level’. Sunday night he touched on the need for wisdom and purpose in progressing to the next level. That revelation/vision is not enough.
‘New levels require new levels of wisdom’
‘You can’t put new wine into old wineskins’ - Jesus.
Colossians 1:9-10 – (9) So we have continued praying for you ever since we first heard about you. We ask God to give you a complete understanding of what he wants to do in your lives, and we ask him to make you wise with spiritual wisdom. (10) Then the way you live will always honour and please the Lord, and you will continually do good, kind things for others. All the while, you will learn to know God better and better.
‘New levels require new levels of wisdom’
‘You can’t put new wine into old wineskins’ - Jesus.
Colossians 1:9-10 – (9) So we have continued praying for you ever since we first heard about you. We ask God to give you a complete understanding of what he wants to do in your lives, and we ask him to make you wise with spiritual wisdom. (10) Then the way you live will always honour and please the Lord, and you will continually do good, kind things for others. All the while, you will learn to know God better and better.
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Joke
It was getting crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked hiding inside a refrigerator..."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked hiding inside a refrigerator..."
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Great Day
I've just had the privilege of spending the day at Rotherham New Life Christian Centre for a Leadership Conference with Pastor John Andrews, Pastor Grayson Jones and my good friend and Pastor, Paul Benger. What a fantastic day, probably the best leadership conference I've ever been to, and I'm not exaggerating!
Based on the book 'Winning' by Clive Woodward, covering the highs and lows of attaining the WIN as opposed to just having the attitude of 'it's the taking part that counts' - the day covered the following sessions:
A Winning Culture - Grayson Jones
A Winning Team - Paul Benger
A Winning Leader - John Andrews
Hopefully they will consider taking this conference further a field. It will change mindsets and not just in churches but in the business/secular world as well.
Great day guys....thank you!
Based on the book 'Winning' by Clive Woodward, covering the highs and lows of attaining the WIN as opposed to just having the attitude of 'it's the taking part that counts' - the day covered the following sessions:
A Winning Culture - Grayson Jones
A Winning Team - Paul Benger
A Winning Leader - John Andrews
Hopefully they will consider taking this conference further a field. It will change mindsets and not just in churches but in the business/secular world as well.
Great day guys....thank you!
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Well Done Ellen !
She's done it! World record holder for sailing solo around the world...in 71 days, 14 hours, 18 mins, 33 secs.
Jane and I have been following Ellen MacArthur’s progress ever since she set out back in November. What an amazing achievement and from a local girl as well - she’s from just down the road in Whatstandwell, Derbyshire.
Monday, February 07, 2005
Intelligent Design
I caught the BBC Breakfast news this morning. They were covering the story of the High School in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where for the first time the theory of Intelligent Design was being taught alongside Darwin’s theory of Evolution.
Atheists are up in arms as ID points towards a Creator rather than so called factual evidence that supports the science of evolution. They say that ID is all about faith and not science.
ID looks at, for example, the complexities and intricacies of the human body and says an ‘intelligent designer’ is behind it all. Of course they're right (just my biased opinion).
Atheists are up in arms as ID points towards a Creator rather than so called factual evidence that supports the science of evolution. They say that ID is all about faith and not science.
ID looks at, for example, the complexities and intricacies of the human body and says an ‘intelligent designer’ is behind it all. Of course they're right (just my biased opinion).
Last Night
It was a great privilege to have Pastor Alan Graham from CEF, Zimbabwe with us in church last night. We had a great time hearing him preach on ‘Embracing God given opportunities'.
One thing that really stood out for me was not just the great message of faith and of trusting in God but the fact that Alan was living proof of what it means to actually laying hold of these God given opportunities and not letting go! Just listening to him share about all that God was doing and had been doing for many years was inspirational stuff.
God bless them!
One thing that really stood out for me was not just the great message of faith and of trusting in God but the fact that Alan was living proof of what it means to actually laying hold of these God given opportunities and not letting go! Just listening to him share about all that God was doing and had been doing for many years was inspirational stuff.
God bless them!
Friday, February 04, 2005
Lessons from LOTR
I’m doing a series of discussions at our Youth Group over several weeks based on themes from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
So far….
Character – Galadriel talks to Frodo concerning the bearing of the ring to Mordor. He shares his fears with her. Her response, ‘Even the smallest person can change the course of the future’. It's easy to not attempt anything "great" in life because of our own fear or insecurity. Many might feel the answer to this dilemma is "boldness". The answer is actually character not boldness.
One of the things that matters most to God about us is our character. And God is looking for people of "character" to accomplish great things for him. Not necessarily great people, good looking people, or people in top physical shape – but people of character.
And tonight…
Living Hope - Gandalf discusses with Pippin at Minis Tirith that this is not the end when death seemed imminent. He gave him hope at a very low point. His hope was life, even after death.
Living hope is also about living for today even amongst the worries/troubles that life throws at us. What can we do to overcome them - to be at peace? Paul writes,
Philippians 4:4-9 – [4] Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! [5] Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. [6] Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. [7] And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. [8] Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things. [9] Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.
So far….
Character – Galadriel talks to Frodo concerning the bearing of the ring to Mordor. He shares his fears with her. Her response, ‘Even the smallest person can change the course of the future’. It's easy to not attempt anything "great" in life because of our own fear or insecurity. Many might feel the answer to this dilemma is "boldness". The answer is actually character not boldness.
One of the things that matters most to God about us is our character. And God is looking for people of "character" to accomplish great things for him. Not necessarily great people, good looking people, or people in top physical shape – but people of character.
And tonight…
Living Hope - Gandalf discusses with Pippin at Minis Tirith that this is not the end when death seemed imminent. He gave him hope at a very low point. His hope was life, even after death.
Living hope is also about living for today even amongst the worries/troubles that life throws at us. What can we do to overcome them - to be at peace? Paul writes,
Philippians 4:4-9 – [4] Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! [5] Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. [6] Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. [7] And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. [8] Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things. [9] Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.
Bloggers Beware
As a Blogger I read with interest this particular news item. It was actually pointed out to me by my boss, who does, I believe, visit the blog from time to time.
This particular Blogger decided to write derogatory remarks concerning his employer and more specifically his boss. Not a wise move as you will see.
By the way if you were wondering...I have a great boss!
This particular Blogger decided to write derogatory remarks concerning his employer and more specifically his boss. Not a wise move as you will see.
By the way if you were wondering...I have a great boss!
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Thursday, January 27, 2005
24
24 Season 4 kicks off for us in the UK this Sunday night. The ‘24 Crew’ will be gathering at our house - curry at hand! Can’t wait. Wonder what Jack’s daughter will get up to this time?!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
More on Cricket
Following on from my last post, I will take you even deeper into the minds of a couple of ‘saddos’ playing this wonderful game.
I hinted at the kind of terminology that had been created over the years of playing, so here is a more in-depth list of phrases that have become as endearing to us as the actual game-play itself!
As mentioned previously, a ‘Royston’ Hartley, Hartley’s Jam – jammy (lucky) etc.
With regards to run-outs…
A Dale Humphries (DH) - a Direct Hit. The phrase often associated with this concept is "Dale would of done it".
Written Education - Wrong End (thrown in error)
Cilla Black (Surprise, Surprise) - With regards to my field settings or bowling changes which is suggested have a lack of originality and mirror the tactics that my opponent has developed over a period of time. Or so he insists!
Spinsten 3 - My usual number of wickets taken when I use both my spinners in the first 8 overs.
Too legit to quit (Letigasse) – The ability to miss the ‘flighted’ ball completely and still be able to recover ground and prevent the ball from hitting your stumps.
Prerequisite – Usually 120 from the 20 overs bowled, which ‘usually’ is enough to win the game. Alternatively it relates to a score of 60 (previously 50) in the 10 over format of the game.
The Lamb – (i.e. sacrificial) a batsman is playing poorly and so when he loses his wicket 'the Lamb' gets a mention.
The Nemosis – in reference to the ‘nemesis ball’ that gets the batsmen out on a fairly regular basis.
It’s amazing at how much sledging goes off in these games, and surprise, surprise (or should that be Cilla Black) – it’s mainly coming from the Australian team!
I hinted at the kind of terminology that had been created over the years of playing, so here is a more in-depth list of phrases that have become as endearing to us as the actual game-play itself!
As mentioned previously, a ‘Royston’ Hartley, Hartley’s Jam – jammy (lucky) etc.
With regards to run-outs…
A Dale Humphries (DH) - a Direct Hit. The phrase often associated with this concept is "Dale would of done it".
Written Education - Wrong End (thrown in error)
Cilla Black (Surprise, Surprise) - With regards to my field settings or bowling changes which is suggested have a lack of originality and mirror the tactics that my opponent has developed over a period of time. Or so he insists!
Spinsten 3 - My usual number of wickets taken when I use both my spinners in the first 8 overs.
Too legit to quit (Letigasse) – The ability to miss the ‘flighted’ ball completely and still be able to recover ground and prevent the ball from hitting your stumps.
Prerequisite – Usually 120 from the 20 overs bowled, which ‘usually’ is enough to win the game. Alternatively it relates to a score of 60 (previously 50) in the 10 over format of the game.
The Lamb – (i.e. sacrificial) a batsman is playing poorly and so when he loses his wicket 'the Lamb' gets a mention.
The Nemosis – in reference to the ‘nemesis ball’ that gets the batsmen out on a fairly regular basis.
It’s amazing at how much sledging goes off in these games, and surprise, surprise (or should that be Cilla Black) – it’s mainly coming from the Australian team!
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Cricket Marathon
Me and a colleague at work have been playing the EA version of ‘Cricket 97 Ashes Tour’ on my PC (during our lunch break of course) since about September 2000. That’s over 4 years now! As you can imagine it is played in a very competitive spirit. He plays for the Australians and I play for the English team - 20 overs each.
I thought it was time I posted something about it, as I know he visits this blog from time to time, and I wanted to put the record straight on a few things.
1. I do not have a bigger share of the 'luck' element of the game. (We have actually developed nicknames for certain elements of the game. i.e. He often calls me Royston. This is in reference to a former employee of the company who’s surname was Hartley...Hartley’s jam...jammy...lucky etc - you know what I mean!)
2. Over the four years I have won most games, however to be fair to him, in recent years he has the edge. This therefore blows his accusation of me being unfairly lucky out of the water.
3. I am the current Series (best of 10 matches) Champion.
If you think all of this is a little sad...you’re probably right, but we’ve had a lot of friendly banter and fun over the years.
And as in the words of President George W Bush…here’s to the next ‘4 more years’.
I thought it was time I posted something about it, as I know he visits this blog from time to time, and I wanted to put the record straight on a few things.
1. I do not have a bigger share of the 'luck' element of the game. (We have actually developed nicknames for certain elements of the game. i.e. He often calls me Royston. This is in reference to a former employee of the company who’s surname was Hartley...Hartley’s jam...jammy...lucky etc - you know what I mean!)
2. Over the four years I have won most games, however to be fair to him, in recent years he has the edge. This therefore blows his accusation of me being unfairly lucky out of the water.
3. I am the current Series (best of 10 matches) Champion.
If you think all of this is a little sad...you’re probably right, but we’ve had a lot of friendly banter and fun over the years.
And as in the words of President George W Bush…here’s to the next ‘4 more years’.
Monday, January 17, 2005
Confidence
"Peter's early attempts to walk on water with Jesus displayed an inadequate amount of faith"
‘Don’t let your circumstances destroy your confidence’
When Peter was walking on water and surrounded by the storm, he took his eyes off Jesus, lost confidence and began to sink. Keep your focus on Jesus.
We will all face the storms....we musn't let that stop us getting out of the boat and going to where Jesus is calling us to go.
And when you're out there amongst the wind and the waves, maybe a third of the way, maybe half-way, or even almost at the point where Jesus is – still keep your eyes on Him. Trusting, confident in Him who is able!
Thursday, January 13, 2005
It's a 'Star Wars' Year
Me and the lads have been watching the Star Wars DVD box set which they got for Christmas. There is a great ‘making of’ documentary on the fourth disk which goes into some great depth for us anoraks!! I’m beginning to look forward to Episode III now which I believe is out in May of this year. Hopefully it will have improved on the previous two and the storyline will finally connect us with the old classics.
And for all you sad people…..Jedi name generator !!
Jedi Knight - 'Lloga Hoche of the planet Anusol'
And for all you sad people…..Jedi name generator !!
Jedi Knight - 'Lloga Hoche of the planet Anusol'
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Hobbit Name Generator
Ok it's a bit sad I know, but here's a fun name generator for Tolkien fans. What's your name? My name is Posco Bunce of Brockenborings.
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Faith, Hope and Love
When I look at the photo of my youngest son Jacob below and then at the many photos of children being currently shown on our TV screens who have died or who are missing, I am numb.
At these times our faith is severely challenged and probably rightly so. The question is asked, why do innocent people suffer? Yes, most of the time a finger can be pointed at the evil in ‘man’ for man’s own suffering. But when you look at the devastation caused by an earthquake, a tsunami, we look small and insignificant against such awesome power. And in our blame culture, even the Insurers can only say ‘an act of God’.
Terry Waite has written these words in the last few days…
‘When in my own life, I have had to face a limited amount of suffering, I have always refused to blame God. Rather I have recognised that, whether I like it or not, suffering is part and parcel of this world. Suffering is never easy, it is bitter and painful. However I can truly say that in some strange way it has drawn me closer to the mystery that lies at the heart of faith.
Personally, I believe that we shall never in this life truly understand suffering and evil. We shall know them, certainly, but never understand their causes. What I do know is that faith enables them to be transformed and gives hope.’
The three pillars that are intrinsic to our lives I believe are faith, hope and love, as the apostle Paul writes in 1 Corinthians chapter 13.
Faith in God who knows our suffering and who's love for us is wonderfully displayed through His Son.
(Romans 8:35-39) - (35) Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword? (36) As it is written: "For your sake we face death all day long; we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered." (37) No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. (38) For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, (39) neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Hope for a great future – eternal life, where ‘death’ is not the final page.
And Love - as we again watch our TV screens and see love being expressed in amazing ways.
'....And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love'.
At these times our faith is severely challenged and probably rightly so. The question is asked, why do innocent people suffer? Yes, most of the time a finger can be pointed at the evil in ‘man’ for man’s own suffering. But when you look at the devastation caused by an earthquake, a tsunami, we look small and insignificant against such awesome power. And in our blame culture, even the Insurers can only say ‘an act of God’.
Terry Waite has written these words in the last few days…
‘When in my own life, I have had to face a limited amount of suffering, I have always refused to blame God. Rather I have recognised that, whether I like it or not, suffering is part and parcel of this world. Suffering is never easy, it is bitter and painful. However I can truly say that in some strange way it has drawn me closer to the mystery that lies at the heart of faith.
Personally, I believe that we shall never in this life truly understand suffering and evil. We shall know them, certainly, but never understand their causes. What I do know is that faith enables them to be transformed and gives hope.’
The three pillars that are intrinsic to our lives I believe are faith, hope and love, as the apostle Paul writes in 1 Corinthians chapter 13.
Faith in God who knows our suffering and who's love for us is wonderfully displayed through His Son.
(Romans 8:35-39) - (35) Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword? (36) As it is written: "For your sake we face death all day long; we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered." (37) No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. (38) For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, (39) neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Hope for a great future – eternal life, where ‘death’ is not the final page.
And Love - as we again watch our TV screens and see love being expressed in amazing ways.
'....And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love'.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Monday, December 20, 2004
You can't teach an old dog....
Without giving too much away a member of my family, who shall remain nameless, has entered the modern world with the purchase of a DVD player.
After watching a film one evening they’d reached the end of the movie and spent the next half hour trying to work out how to re-wind the film back to the beginning.
I’m sure there are many funny examples of this kind of technological conundrum for the ‘old dogs’ out there…
After watching a film one evening they’d reached the end of the movie and spent the next half hour trying to work out how to re-wind the film back to the beginning.
I’m sure there are many funny examples of this kind of technological conundrum for the ‘old dogs’ out there…
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
A Little Angel
My youngest son Jacob, who is 5, is very excited at the moment. He’s going to be an Angel in the School Christmas Liturgy next week.
It’s taking him over an hour and a half to go to sleep at the moment, every time he goes to bed. He keeps talking and singing to himself.
I have a lot of fun listening to him outside his bedroom door. Me thinks a star is born!
It’s taking him over an hour and a half to go to sleep at the moment, every time he goes to bed. He keeps talking and singing to himself.
I have a lot of fun listening to him outside his bedroom door. Me thinks a star is born!
Sunday, December 12, 2004
"Showtime"
We all went to see ‘The Incredibles’ yesterday. What a great must-see film for all the family. We all loved it! Check out the reviews.
Friday, December 10, 2004
Value
Here’s what I will be sharing tonight at our ‘Chatroom’ event for teenagers.
'I have in my hand a £10 note. No doubt you would all like to have this if I were to offer it for free to anyone who wants it. Even if I crumple it up, you would still want it as yours. If I were to grind it into the mud, or even tear it a little, it would still be very much in demand, because even now it still has not lost its value.
God looks at us, crumpled, and torn, and ground down by all that life has to fling at us, and still he values us, still he loves us.
There’s a guy in the Bible who was called Saul who later became known as Paul. He was known originally for persecuting the Church and having Christians executed. Then he had the ‘road to Damascus experience’ where God rescued him....saved his life!
He wrote these words...
1 Timothy 1:15-16 Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners--of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown grace and mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Jesus might display his unlimited patience as an example for those who would believe on him and receive eternal life.
God loves us. Whatever our condition He takes our lives and saves us, restores us, sets us free. We can know his love and grace in our lives...it’s the best thing that could ever happen to us.
Paul also wrote these words...
Colossians 3:8-9 Yes, all the things I once thought were so important are gone from my life. Compared to the high privilege of knowing Jesus as my Lord, firsthand, everything I once thought I had going for me is insignificant - rubbish! I've dumped it all in the trash so that I could embrace Jesus and be embraced by him. I didn't want some petty, inferior brand of righteousness that comes from keeping a list of rules when I could get the robust kind that comes from trusting and knowing Jesus - God's righteousness.
The greatest thing for Paul....KNOWING JESUS'.
'I have in my hand a £10 note. No doubt you would all like to have this if I were to offer it for free to anyone who wants it. Even if I crumple it up, you would still want it as yours. If I were to grind it into the mud, or even tear it a little, it would still be very much in demand, because even now it still has not lost its value.
God looks at us, crumpled, and torn, and ground down by all that life has to fling at us, and still he values us, still he loves us.
There’s a guy in the Bible who was called Saul who later became known as Paul. He was known originally for persecuting the Church and having Christians executed. Then he had the ‘road to Damascus experience’ where God rescued him....saved his life!
He wrote these words...
1 Timothy 1:15-16 Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners--of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown grace and mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Jesus might display his unlimited patience as an example for those who would believe on him and receive eternal life.
God loves us. Whatever our condition He takes our lives and saves us, restores us, sets us free. We can know his love and grace in our lives...it’s the best thing that could ever happen to us.
Paul also wrote these words...
Colossians 3:8-9 Yes, all the things I once thought were so important are gone from my life. Compared to the high privilege of knowing Jesus as my Lord, firsthand, everything I once thought I had going for me is insignificant - rubbish! I've dumped it all in the trash so that I could embrace Jesus and be embraced by him. I didn't want some petty, inferior brand of righteousness that comes from keeping a list of rules when I could get the robust kind that comes from trusting and knowing Jesus - God's righteousness.
The greatest thing for Paul....KNOWING JESUS'.
Want to Buy a Bus?
There are a number London Routemaster Buses up for grabs, around 200 in total. My father-in-law would love one…he’s a bus fanatic! Not sure my mother-in-law would appreciate one parked outside the house though.
Monday, December 06, 2004
It's Here!
The postman has made my day today.....the Return of the King DVD (extended edition) has arrived! Now to try and watch it, i.e. find a spare 4 hours!
'Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.'
'Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.'
'Earn it'
Great time in church last night. Roger Davies was with us from Hope City Church, Sheffield. He spoke about the things that constitute a good soldier.
2 Timothy 2:1-4 (1) You then, my son, be strong in the grace that is in Christ Jesus. (2) And the things you have heard me say in the presence of many witnesses entrust to reliable men who will also be qualified to teach others. (3) Endure hardship with us like a good soldier of Christ Jesus. (4) No one serving as a soldier gets involved in civilian affairs--he wants to please his commanding officer.
One striking reference he made was a quote from the film ‘Saving Private Ryan’ where Captain Miller (Tom Hanks) utters his last words to Private Ryan - ‘Earn it’, in reference to Ryan’s life that they had just saved at the expense of most of his platoon. In comparison we were then reminded of Jesus’ last words on the cross, ‘It is finished’ or ‘paid for’ (Greek translation) - the price had been paid, in reference to our own lives being saved through Jesus’ sacrifice. Now because of the victory of the cross we can choose to live incredible lives by living for Him.
John 3:16-17 (16) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (17) For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
2 Timothy 2:1-4 (1) You then, my son, be strong in the grace that is in Christ Jesus. (2) And the things you have heard me say in the presence of many witnesses entrust to reliable men who will also be qualified to teach others. (3) Endure hardship with us like a good soldier of Christ Jesus. (4) No one serving as a soldier gets involved in civilian affairs--he wants to please his commanding officer.
One striking reference he made was a quote from the film ‘Saving Private Ryan’ where Captain Miller (Tom Hanks) utters his last words to Private Ryan - ‘Earn it’, in reference to Ryan’s life that they had just saved at the expense of most of his platoon. In comparison we were then reminded of Jesus’ last words on the cross, ‘It is finished’ or ‘paid for’ (Greek translation) - the price had been paid, in reference to our own lives being saved through Jesus’ sacrifice. Now because of the victory of the cross we can choose to live incredible lives by living for Him.
John 3:16-17 (16) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (17) For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Shopping with the Wife
I've been Christmas shopping this week with Jane. We decided on the 2 pronged attack which meant we get more done in the time available......'Here is your mission if you choose to accept it!'
Monday, November 29, 2004
Results Just In....
Official results from the Clowne Half Marathon have been published. Very pleased with my time, 1:43.20 which is over 2 minutes quicker than last time. My mate Rob was also pleased, in at 1:45.26 which is his quickest half marathon to date. 226th out of 484 finishing - not too bad!
Friday, November 26, 2004
Keep on Running
When the bug bites…!
I will be running my second half-marathon this Sunday. It’s the Clowne Half, again this is just a local run with about 500 to 600 contestants.
My running mate, Rob, will be with me this time. He’s hoping he can keep up with me! Actually we’re about the same pace so I don’t think he needs to worry.
Will let you know how I get on.
I will be running my second half-marathon this Sunday. It’s the Clowne Half, again this is just a local run with about 500 to 600 contestants.
My running mate, Rob, will be with me this time. He’s hoping he can keep up with me! Actually we’re about the same pace so I don’t think he needs to worry.
Will let you know how I get on.
Thursday, November 25, 2004
My Flexible Friend
I accept there are somethings in life you would never move from. BUT without wanting to sound too contradictory one of my pet hates is inflexibility. So often flexibility is the vital ingredient in life that brings joy and a breath of fresh air!
"Men are born soft and supple; dead, they are stiff and hard. Plants are born tender and pliant; dead, they are brittle and dry. Thus whoever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death. Whoever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life. The hard and stiff will be broken. The soft and supple will prevail." - Lao-tzu
"The bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you refuse to take the turn". – Anon
"Men are born soft and supple; dead, they are stiff and hard. Plants are born tender and pliant; dead, they are brittle and dry. Thus whoever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death. Whoever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life. The hard and stiff will be broken. The soft and supple will prevail." - Lao-tzu
"The bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you refuse to take the turn". – Anon
The Big Picture
This is a great read from Baggas who is a Family Doctor in Perth, Western Australia. Makes you think!
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
20Q
Check out this 20Q website where the AI will try to figure out what you are thinking of by asking you 20 questions. It’s pretty accurate.
I’m a (kind of) Celebrity….Get Me A Job!
The popular TV show is with us again, here in the UK. The feeling is of deja vu after the first couple of days. This time it is Natalie Appleton (who?), formerly of girl band ‘All Saints’, who has taken up the mantle of the whinging whining contestant who say’s she doesn’t like the jungle et al. What did she expect?!
My suspicion is that this is the recognised tactic of someone who really wants to win (agents advice?!)...or am I getting too cynical? The Brits love to see them suffer, so she will be hard to get rid of.
My suspicion is that this is the recognised tactic of someone who really wants to win (agents advice?!)...or am I getting too cynical? The Brits love to see them suffer, so she will be hard to get rid of.
Monday, November 22, 2004
Seizing the Day
Here’s one way to get your message across....or not as the case may be!
There must be more creative ways of delivering this theme....?
There must be more creative ways of delivering this theme....?
Friday, November 19, 2004
LG Fruit
I will be sharing in church this Sunday on ‘Bearing Fruit’, in particular ‘life-giving’ fruit.
Proverbs 11:30: The godly are like trees that bear life-giving fruit, and those who save lives are wise.
Have you seen the Tango ads? The one I really love is the one with postman posting the last apple through the letterbox and the last drop of juice causes the ceiling to give way and the guy in the cellar gets drenched in gallons of apple juice.
We were created to bear fruit…good fruit! Fruit that positively effects and impacts the world we live in.
Some keys for being and remaining fruitful:
Be a good tree…stay connected to Jesus: John 1:1-4 (1) "I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. (2) He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful. (3) You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you. (4) Remain in me, and I will remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.
AND stay fresh (even in old age!!)…be planted in the House of God (the Church):
Proverbs 92:12-14 (12) The righteous will flourish like a palm tree, they will grow like a cedar of Lebanon; (13) planted in the house of the LORD, they will flourish in the courts of our God. (14) They will still bear fruit in old age, they will stay fresh and green.
Proverbs 11:30: The godly are like trees that bear life-giving fruit, and those who save lives are wise.
Have you seen the Tango ads? The one I really love is the one with postman posting the last apple through the letterbox and the last drop of juice causes the ceiling to give way and the guy in the cellar gets drenched in gallons of apple juice.
We were created to bear fruit…good fruit! Fruit that positively effects and impacts the world we live in.
Some keys for being and remaining fruitful:
Be a good tree…stay connected to Jesus: John 1:1-4 (1) "I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. (2) He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful. (3) You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you. (4) Remain in me, and I will remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.
AND stay fresh (even in old age!!)…be planted in the House of God (the Church):
Proverbs 92:12-14 (12) The righteous will flourish like a palm tree, they will grow like a cedar of Lebanon; (13) planted in the house of the LORD, they will flourish in the courts of our God. (14) They will still bear fruit in old age, they will stay fresh and green.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Born to Run?
Here’s a news item sent to me today from (news.com.au) written by Patricia Reaney in London. (Thanks to Paul for this)
Humans were born to run and evolved from ape-like creatures into the way they look today probably because of the need to cover long distances and compete for food, scientists said today.
From tendons and ligaments in the legs and feet that act like springs and skull features that help prevent overheating, to well-defined buttocks that stabilise the body, the human anatomy is shaped for running.
"We do it because we are good at it. We enjoy it and we have all kinds of specialisation’s that permit us to run well," said Daniel Liberman, a professor of anthropology at Harvard University in Massachusetts.
"There are all kinds of features that we see in the human body that are critical for running," he told Reuters.
Prof. Liberman and Dennis Bramble, a biology professor at the University of Utah, studied more than two dozen traits that increase humans' ability to run. Their research is reported in the science journal Nature.
They suspect modern humans evolved from their ape-like ancestors about 2 million years ago so they could hunt and scavenge for food over large distances.
But the development of physical features that enabled humans to run entailed a trade off - the loss of traits that were useful for being a tree-climber.
"We are very confident that strong selection for running - which came at the expense of the historical ability to live in trees – was instrumental in the origin of the modern human body form," Prof. Bramble said in a statement.
The conventional theory is that running was a by-product of bipedalism, or the ability to walk upright on two legs, that evolved in ape-like human ancestors called Australopithecus at least 4.5 million years ago.
But Profs. Liberman and Bramble argue that it took a few million more years for the running physique to evolve, so the ability to walk cannot explain the transition.
"There were 2.5 million to 3 million years of bipedal walking without ever looking like a human, so is walking going to be what suddenly transforms the hominid body?" said Prof. Bramble.
"We're saying 'no, walking won't do that, but running will.'"
If natural selection did not favour running, the scientists believe humans would still look a lot like apes.
"Running has substantially shaped human evolution. Running made us human - at least in the anatomical sense," Prof. Bramble added.
Among the features that set humans apart from apes to make them good runners are longer legs to take longer strides, shorter forearms to enable the upper body to counterbalance the lower half during running and larger disks which allow for better shock absorption.
Big buttocks are also important.
"Have you ever looked at an ape? They have no buns," said Prof. Bramble.
Humans lean forward when they run and the buttocks "keep you from pitching over on your nose each time a foot hits the ground," he added.
My thoughts...is this a chicken and the egg thing? 'Running made us human'....or created to run?
Humans were born to run and evolved from ape-like creatures into the way they look today probably because of the need to cover long distances and compete for food, scientists said today.
From tendons and ligaments in the legs and feet that act like springs and skull features that help prevent overheating, to well-defined buttocks that stabilise the body, the human anatomy is shaped for running.
"We do it because we are good at it. We enjoy it and we have all kinds of specialisation’s that permit us to run well," said Daniel Liberman, a professor of anthropology at Harvard University in Massachusetts.
"There are all kinds of features that we see in the human body that are critical for running," he told Reuters.
Prof. Liberman and Dennis Bramble, a biology professor at the University of Utah, studied more than two dozen traits that increase humans' ability to run. Their research is reported in the science journal Nature.
They suspect modern humans evolved from their ape-like ancestors about 2 million years ago so they could hunt and scavenge for food over large distances.
But the development of physical features that enabled humans to run entailed a trade off - the loss of traits that were useful for being a tree-climber.
"We are very confident that strong selection for running - which came at the expense of the historical ability to live in trees – was instrumental in the origin of the modern human body form," Prof. Bramble said in a statement.
The conventional theory is that running was a by-product of bipedalism, or the ability to walk upright on two legs, that evolved in ape-like human ancestors called Australopithecus at least 4.5 million years ago.
But Profs. Liberman and Bramble argue that it took a few million more years for the running physique to evolve, so the ability to walk cannot explain the transition.
"There were 2.5 million to 3 million years of bipedal walking without ever looking like a human, so is walking going to be what suddenly transforms the hominid body?" said Prof. Bramble.
"We're saying 'no, walking won't do that, but running will.'"
If natural selection did not favour running, the scientists believe humans would still look a lot like apes.
"Running has substantially shaped human evolution. Running made us human - at least in the anatomical sense," Prof. Bramble added.
Among the features that set humans apart from apes to make them good runners are longer legs to take longer strides, shorter forearms to enable the upper body to counterbalance the lower half during running and larger disks which allow for better shock absorption.
Big buttocks are also important.
"Have you ever looked at an ape? They have no buns," said Prof. Bramble.
Humans lean forward when they run and the buttocks "keep you from pitching over on your nose each time a foot hits the ground," he added.
My thoughts...is this a chicken and the egg thing? 'Running made us human'....or created to run?
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Do they know it's Christmas?
The new Band Aid single has come in for a bit of a slating. I must say I’ve not listened to it as yet so I can’t really comment. If the vote on the BBC link has anything to go by it doesn’t sound too good!
Although as they always say on these polls….’results are indicative and may not reflect public opinion’.
Although as they always say on these polls….’results are indicative and may not reflect public opinion’.
Monday, November 15, 2004
Are You Sleeping?
Great message spoken by our Pastor, Paul Benger, at church last night. It was entitled, 'My God, My Shield, My Glory and the Lifter of My Head', taken from Psalm 3. King David wrote this Psalm when he was being pursued by his enemies.
(1) O LORD, I have so many enemies; so many are against me. (2) So many are saying, "God will never rescue him!" (3) But you, O LORD, are a shield around me, my glory, and the one who lifts my head high. (4) I cried out to the LORD, and he answered me from his holy mountain. (5) I lay down and slept. I woke up in safety, for the LORD was watching over me. (6) I am not afraid of ten thousand enemies who surround me on every side. (7) Arise, O LORD! Rescue me, my God! Slap all my enemies in the face! Shatter the teeth of the wicked! (8) Victory comes from you, O LORD. May your blessings rest on your people.
Very often when we are troubled by something our sleep is effected. We can’t get any! Insomnia effects most of us at some point in our lives. Like David (vs 5) it’s great when you are able to go to bed, sleep and wake up the next morning knowing that God is with you, He is for you!
Here’s the link to Paul’s notes from last night. It’s a PDF file....I trust you are able to read it!
Sleep well!
(1) O LORD, I have so many enemies; so many are against me. (2) So many are saying, "God will never rescue him!" (3) But you, O LORD, are a shield around me, my glory, and the one who lifts my head high. (4) I cried out to the LORD, and he answered me from his holy mountain. (5) I lay down and slept. I woke up in safety, for the LORD was watching over me. (6) I am not afraid of ten thousand enemies who surround me on every side. (7) Arise, O LORD! Rescue me, my God! Slap all my enemies in the face! Shatter the teeth of the wicked! (8) Victory comes from you, O LORD. May your blessings rest on your people.
Very often when we are troubled by something our sleep is effected. We can’t get any! Insomnia effects most of us at some point in our lives. Like David (vs 5) it’s great when you are able to go to bed, sleep and wake up the next morning knowing that God is with you, He is for you!
Here’s the link to Paul’s notes from last night. It’s a PDF file....I trust you are able to read it!
Sleep well!
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Murder in the Orient
Tonight we're doing one of those murder mystery nights set around a meal. The theme is the Orient...I guess that means Chinese food! My sister is hosting the party.
My character is called Major Blunder, a Senior Diplomat. Smartly dressed in a suit, waistcoat, bow-tie. Also wearing a monacle and a moustache!
I've done a few of these now but never been the murderer....maybe tonight!
The best and worst one we ever did was when my wife played the tape at the wrong point at the end which revealed who the murderer was before we'd all had a chance to guess who it was!! What a star!
My character is called Major Blunder, a Senior Diplomat. Smartly dressed in a suit, waistcoat, bow-tie. Also wearing a monacle and a moustache!
I've done a few of these now but never been the murderer....maybe tonight!
The best and worst one we ever did was when my wife played the tape at the wrong point at the end which revealed who the murderer was before we'd all had a chance to guess who it was!! What a star!
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Happiness is...
Here’s something I will be sharing tomorrow night at our ‘Chatroom’ event for teenagers.
What is happiness?
Now lots of clever people have tried to work out what it is that makes us truly happy.
Some people think it boils down to three things:
The Bible speaks of Happiness:
(Psalm 144:15) ‘Happy are those who are like this; happy are the people whose God is the Lord’
Jesus said…(John 10:10) ‘I came to give life - life in all its fullness’
(Proverbs 16:20) ‘Whoever trusts the Lord will be happy’
Conclusion
What makes YOU happy?
What is happiness?
Now lots of clever people have tried to work out what it is that makes us truly happy.
Some people think it boils down to three things:
- Someone to love
- Something to do (purpose in life)
- Something to look forward to (the future)
The Bible speaks of Happiness:
(Psalm 144:15) ‘Happy are those who are like this; happy are the people whose God is the Lord’
Jesus said…(John 10:10) ‘I came to give life - life in all its fullness’
(Proverbs 16:20) ‘Whoever trusts the Lord will be happy’
Conclusion
- If we get to know God (there will be somebody to love)
- He gives us purpose in life
- Because he gives us a future we have something to look forward to
What makes YOU happy?
Monday, November 08, 2004
Birthday Girl
My wife, Jane, celebrates her ?? birthday today. Apparently you never mention a woman’s age after the age of 30 and I’ve been faithful to my word for 7 years.....I’m like that.
I nearly bought her a card that said, ‘I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop loving you’. Nice. I didn’t buy her that one just in case she found it.
I went for the more racy card. I guess I'm like that as well!
I nearly bought her a card that said, ‘I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop loving you’. Nice. I didn’t buy her that one just in case she found it.
I went for the more racy card. I guess I'm like that as well!
Geek Moment
Just having a geek moment. Read this article…..it will (should) blow your mind. It’s amazing to think what is just around the corner when it comes to all things computer.
I remember my old ZX81 with its 1K of memory and my excitement when I got the 16K expansion. Now it’s all Terabytes and Teraflops.
I remember my old ZX81 with its 1K of memory and my excitement when I got the 16K expansion. Now it’s all Terabytes and Teraflops.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Marathon Des Sables
You know that feeling, when you’ve achieved something for the first time you feel like you could take on anything?
Here’s the ultimate race, the Marathon des Sables. Run in the Sahara Desert over a steady 240 kilometres (151 miles) in 6 days, temperatures topping 120°F.
One day maybe....?!
Here’s the ultimate race, the Marathon des Sables. Run in the Sahara Desert over a steady 240 kilometres (151 miles) in 6 days, temperatures topping 120°F.
One day maybe....?!
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Old Chinese Proverb Say....
Lionfish quoted a great Chinese proverb the other day concerning procrastination, ‘Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time."
This reminded me of a few other Chinese proverbs....
This reminded me of a few other Chinese proverbs....
- Man with one chopstick go hungry
- Man who go to bed with coat-hanger in mouth wake up with smile on face
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
- Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Sunday Night
We had another great time in church on Sunday night. Paul spoke from Joshua 18:1-10, concerning possessing the land. His title was, ‘It’s time to take up your possession!’
Verse 3: ‘How long are you going to wait before taking possession of the remaining land the Lord has given you?’
What I loved….4 lessons that help us, as a church, to possess the land God has given us.
1) Survey the Land (4) Select three men from each tribe, and I will send them out to survey the unconquered territory. Don’t bury your head in the sand….find out what’s happening out there! What is there left to possess….refresh your vision.
2) Know what God has given you (3) …the land the Lord has given you. Do you question God? ‘Did God really say…..?’ Just like the Devil sowed the seed of doubt into Eve’s mind, he still does the same today. Don’t believe the lie!
3) Do it now! As in the Nike advert.....’Just do it’ Joshua 1:6-7 (6) "Be strong and courageous, for you will lead my people to possess all the land I swore to give their ancestors. (7) Be strong and very courageous. Obey all the laws Moses gave you. Do not turn away from them, and you will be successful in everything you do.
4) Fight! (4)…..I will send them out to survey the unconquered territory. The land had to be possessed….conquered. We are in a fight for the souls of men and women. We are also, as a church believing for a building of our own, that there is one out there with our name on it!
Verse 3: ‘How long are you going to wait before taking possession of the remaining land the Lord has given you?’
What I loved….4 lessons that help us, as a church, to possess the land God has given us.
1) Survey the Land (4) Select three men from each tribe, and I will send them out to survey the unconquered territory. Don’t bury your head in the sand….find out what’s happening out there! What is there left to possess….refresh your vision.
2) Know what God has given you (3) …the land the Lord has given you. Do you question God? ‘Did God really say…..?’ Just like the Devil sowed the seed of doubt into Eve’s mind, he still does the same today. Don’t believe the lie!
3) Do it now! As in the Nike advert.....’Just do it’ Joshua 1:6-7 (6) "Be strong and courageous, for you will lead my people to possess all the land I swore to give their ancestors. (7) Be strong and very courageous. Obey all the laws Moses gave you. Do not turn away from them, and you will be successful in everything you do.
4) Fight! (4)…..I will send them out to survey the unconquered territory. The land had to be possessed….conquered. We are in a fight for the souls of men and women. We are also, as a church believing for a building of our own, that there is one out there with our name on it!
Sunday, October 31, 2004
I did it !
I did it....(1 hr 45 mins 40 secs) The kids made some flags for me!
Here's the link to the results (it's an Excel file).....I came 700th !!
Thursday, October 28, 2004
My First Half
This Sunday, at 10:30 am, I will be running in my first half marathon (13.1 miles). It is the Worksop Half Marathon which is just down the road from where I live (well about 12 miles away). I should be ok….I’m looking to do it in a nice steady 2 hours.
Middle Earth Discovered
‘In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.....’, well a Homo floresiensis actually.
Scientists have gone and dug up one of those old skeletons again and come up with a brand new species of Man. He’s little, hence the nick-name ‘Hobbit’.
This has confused scientists as it’s only dated at around 12,000 years old. I guess because there were some of our rather taller ancestors around at the same time. Apparently according to the scientists they may have evolved their small size in response to the scarcity of resources on the island they were found. Mmmmm?!
Anyway where was I.....’Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.’
Scientists have gone and dug up one of those old skeletons again and come up with a brand new species of Man. He’s little, hence the nick-name ‘Hobbit’.
This has confused scientists as it’s only dated at around 12,000 years old. I guess because there were some of our rather taller ancestors around at the same time. Apparently according to the scientists they may have evolved their small size in response to the scarcity of resources on the island they were found. Mmmmm?!
Anyway where was I.....’Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.’
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Socrates Returns
No not that Socrates….Brazilian football legend Socrates, at the age of fifty (5-0), has agreed a deal with the West Yorkshire non-League team Garforth Town of the Northern Counties East League.
Unbelievable eh?!
Unbelievable eh?!
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Praise!
Tonight I will be meeting with our Worship Team to go over some new material. I will also be sharing some thoughts on ‘Praise’. Here is a brief glimpse at my notes.....
......The Bible is full of the word ‘praise’. (Mentioned 346 times in the New International Version of the Bible).
This emphasises its importance. How often does our society reflect the opposite of praise? Very often it is eaten up with a critical attitude, disrespect, indifference and at times selfish arrogance.
Two important principles regarding praise:
......The Bible is full of the word ‘praise’. (Mentioned 346 times in the New International Version of the Bible).
This emphasises its importance. How often does our society reflect the opposite of praise? Very often it is eaten up with a critical attitude, disrespect, indifference and at times selfish arrogance.
Two important principles regarding praise:
- Praise is an eternal exercise. Before time began, God was praised, and after time is no more, God will be praised.
- Everything was created to praise God. Not only is God praised in heaven, He made everything to praise Him.
As a Worship Team we should aim to be…
A group of people that are full of praise for God….and for one another.
Not having a negative, critical, cynical spirit. A positive, uplifting kind of people. A blessing to all those around us. In our actions, speech, behaviour.
Our music is one expression of our PRAISE.
Our lives are full of it.
Our times together are the continuation of that life of praise.
Sunday’s are our corporate opportunities to give our very best in praise to God....and to bless others!
Psalm 150:6 ‘Let everything that has breath praise the Lord’.
Monday, October 25, 2004
Last Post
I did consider deleting the last post. I think I'll leave the punditry to the experts next time.....that's a promise!
Sunday, October 24, 2004
Mind Games
Alex Ferguson is at it again. In the build up to today’s massive encounter between the two giants, Arsenal and Manchester United, he declares that United will always be Number One.
He’s quoted as saying, "Every player wants to play for Manchester United and it will always be the same. Arsenal's unbeaten record is terrific but we are ahead of everyone else in England when it comes to tradition."
Incredibly Arsenal have now gone 49 games unbeaten. Will today bring a halt to that incredible record? I don’t think so. United seem to be well behind Arsenal at the moment in belief and more importantly in the kind of quality that Arsenal are producing. Still, it’s a funny old game!
He’s quoted as saying, "Every player wants to play for Manchester United and it will always be the same. Arsenal's unbeaten record is terrific but we are ahead of everyone else in England when it comes to tradition."
Incredibly Arsenal have now gone 49 games unbeaten. Will today bring a halt to that incredible record? I don’t think so. United seem to be well behind Arsenal at the moment in belief and more importantly in the kind of quality that Arsenal are producing. Still, it’s a funny old game!
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
'My Mother in Law....'
My Mother and Father-in-law are staying with us at the moment for a few days, looking at houses for sale in the area. They’ve just sold their house down in Kent and are planning on moving nearer to us here in Chesterfield.
Now for some the thought of their Mother-in-law moving to just around the corner might be a little daunting. But not for me.
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
No….I’m only kidding. They’re both great and we are all looking forward to them living near us.
As a big fan of Les Dawson here are a few Mother-in-law jokes:
Now for some the thought of their Mother-in-law moving to just around the corner might be a little daunting. But not for me.
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
No….I’m only kidding. They’re both great and we are all looking forward to them living near us.
As a big fan of Les Dawson here are a few Mother-in-law jokes:
- I wouldn't say that my MIL was ugly, but every time she puts on lipstick, it tries to crawl back into the tube.
- A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
- I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
- I picked my MIL up at the airport last night. Yeah, those airport lounges are so dark!
- My MIL is so big, we had to stop buying her Malcolm X tee shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.
- I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door – the mice throw themselves on the traps.
- My mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her, but he didn't know if he had enough petrol.
I love you really Pat!
Monday, October 18, 2004
What Kind of Chocolate Bar are You?
We had another awesome time in church last night.
One of our great friends was with us again, Louise Davies from the Hope City Church in Sheffield. (And she brought her Mum!)
She spoke about ‘being people with the Mars Bar spirit’….being able to ‘work, rest and play’. (Remember the old advert?!)
Rest….spend quality time with God resting in His presence. Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."
(The Message) - "Step out of the traffic! Take a long, loving look at me, your High God, above politics, above everything."
Work…think positively about the position/job God has placed you in.
Play….enjoy life! Plan a day where you get to do something you really enjoy doing.
By the way, Louise is a bit of a ‘Snicker’ person really, slightly nutty, but soft and gooey on the inside!! Sorry Louise!
One of our great friends was with us again, Louise Davies from the Hope City Church in Sheffield. (And she brought her Mum!)
She spoke about ‘being people with the Mars Bar spirit’….being able to ‘work, rest and play’. (Remember the old advert?!)
Rest….spend quality time with God resting in His presence. Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."
(The Message) - "Step out of the traffic! Take a long, loving look at me, your High God, above politics, above everything."
Work…think positively about the position/job God has placed you in.
Play….enjoy life! Plan a day where you get to do something you really enjoy doing.
By the way, Louise is a bit of a ‘Snicker’ person really, slightly nutty, but soft and gooey on the inside!! Sorry Louise!
Photos from Down Under
Here’s a few photos we’ve just received from Helen (sister-in-law) and her husband Steve who live in Perth, Western Australia. They’re taken from their recent holiday in Dunsborough about 3 hours south of Perth.
Helen at Bunker Bay
Steve at Bunker Bay
Bunker Bay
Helen at Bunker Bay
Steve at Bunker Bay
Bunker Bay
Thursday, October 14, 2004
'Doh' a Deer, a Female Deer
‘More people gain their philosophy of life and spiritual values through musicals than by going to church, says a new book. So what life lessons can musicals teach us?’ BBC Link
If I remember rightly a similar thing happened with the Salvation Army and William Booth in the late 19th Century. They realised the value of using melodies with which the people were familiar. William Booth is reputed to have said, 'Why should the devil have all best tunes?' Soon music-hall and other popular tunes were being used in Salvation Army meetings with new words.
Granted this was music driven back then as opposed to the actual ‘message’ of the musicals, but still, something to ponder.
The challenge for the church is always to present the unchanging powerful message of the Gospel in a relevant and contemporary way.
So what Musicals are they suggesting can teach us lessons in life?
Annie - Believe in yourself
Wizard of Oz - Stick by your friends
Sound of Music - Make the most of what you have
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Good things come to those who wait
Paint Your Wagon - Share and share alike
Half A Sixpence - Be true to yourself
Think of anymore??
If I remember rightly a similar thing happened with the Salvation Army and William Booth in the late 19th Century. They realised the value of using melodies with which the people were familiar. William Booth is reputed to have said, 'Why should the devil have all best tunes?' Soon music-hall and other popular tunes were being used in Salvation Army meetings with new words.
Granted this was music driven back then as opposed to the actual ‘message’ of the musicals, but still, something to ponder.
The challenge for the church is always to present the unchanging powerful message of the Gospel in a relevant and contemporary way.
So what Musicals are they suggesting can teach us lessons in life?
Annie - Believe in yourself
Wizard of Oz - Stick by your friends
Sound of Music - Make the most of what you have
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Good things come to those who wait
Paint Your Wagon - Share and share alike
Half A Sixpence - Be true to yourself
Think of anymore??
Important News Flash
I use the BBC Breaking News Alert Email Service which is quite handy at times when I’m sat at my desk at work.
Every so often though, like just now, I get some really important news items flashing up in my Inbox....
'Cambodia's royal council elects Prince Norodom Sihamoni to be the new monarch after the abdication of his father King Sihanouk last week.'
Thank goodness for that piece of news.....I will sleep easy tonight!
Sorry for the sarcasm, I’m not that cynical (honest!). I know this is very important news to some people in our world. Most news is.
The important thing is not to be afraid of it....
(Psalm 112:1 and 7) Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands.....He will have no fear of bad news; his heart is steadfast, trusting in the Lord.
Every so often though, like just now, I get some really important news items flashing up in my Inbox....
'Cambodia's royal council elects Prince Norodom Sihamoni to be the new monarch after the abdication of his father King Sihanouk last week.'
Thank goodness for that piece of news.....I will sleep easy tonight!
Sorry for the sarcasm, I’m not that cynical (honest!). I know this is very important news to some people in our world. Most news is.
The important thing is not to be afraid of it....
(Psalm 112:1 and 7) Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands.....He will have no fear of bad news; his heart is steadfast, trusting in the Lord.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
The Matrix
I have the privilege of speaking to a group of teenagers on Friday night at a weekly event we put on called ‘Chatroom’. These are a great bunch of unchurched kids from the local area.
I will be talking to them about ‘Choices’. We all have and will have choices to make, some easy and some difficult. A great film to highlight this topic is the popular sci-fi movie, The Matrix. I will be showing a clip from the film, here’s a taster:
Morpheus: "It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth"
Neo: "What truth?"
Morpheus: "That you are a slave Neo, like everyone else you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch, a prison for your mind".[soul]
John 14:6 - Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to know God, but through me."
Like Morpheus, Jesus said that He was offering us the truth. Not another set of rules or religion....but Himself.
We either accept Him or reject Him….that’s the choice for us all today.
I will be talking to them about ‘Choices’. We all have and will have choices to make, some easy and some difficult. A great film to highlight this topic is the popular sci-fi movie, The Matrix. I will be showing a clip from the film, here’s a taster:
Morpheus: "It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth"
Neo: "What truth?"
Morpheus: "That you are a slave Neo, like everyone else you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch, a prison for your mind".[soul]
John 14:6 - Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to know God, but through me."
Like Morpheus, Jesus said that He was offering us the truth. Not another set of rules or religion....but Himself.
We either accept Him or reject Him….that’s the choice for us all today.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Running the Race of a Lifetime
I’m looking forward to speaking at church on Sunday 24 October. My message will be entitled, ‘Running the Race of a Lifetime’. Basically this will be ‘life lessons from running’. As a keen runner who is planning on doing a half marathon and then moving up to a full marathon, I felt there where some great lessons in life that we can learn from a runner’s perspective.
My six main points will be…
My six main points will be…
- Choose the right race
- Get started
- Find the momentum and stay there
- Training - staying focused on the day to days
- Make sure you’re eating properly
- Finishing the race well
The Apostle Paul says in 1 Corinthians 9:24-27 (24) Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize. (25) Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last; but we do it to get a crown that will last forever. (26) Therefore I do not run like a man running aimlessly; I do not fight like a man beating the air. (27) No, I beat my body and make it my slave so that after I have preached to others, I myself will not be disqualified for the prize.
And in 2 Timothy 4:7-8 "I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. Now there is in store for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will award to me on that day - and not only to me, but also to all who have longed for His appearing.
Monday, October 11, 2004
Choice.......Whose?
The Sunday Telegraph has reported that the British Pregnancy Advisory Service helps set up hundreds of late abortions without medical justification..... See BBC link.
I was watching the BBC Breakfast News this morning and heard Natasha Kaplinsky grilling a spokesperson for the anti-abortion organisation ‘Life’. That over-used phrase kept surfacing throughout the interview, ‘Isn’t it all about choice….a woman’s right to choose’.
This really does ‘grate’ and anger me. They never mention the unborn baby’s rights. I know the thought of having a baby for some, when it wasn’t planned, can be daunting especially when it is going to involve serious lifestyle changes. But how many times do things happen in our lives that are not planned for that need major adjustments in our life. Do we normally take such drastic actions to ensure that our lives remain the same as before?
I was watching the BBC Breakfast News this morning and heard Natasha Kaplinsky grilling a spokesperson for the anti-abortion organisation ‘Life’. That over-used phrase kept surfacing throughout the interview, ‘Isn’t it all about choice….a woman’s right to choose’.
This really does ‘grate’ and anger me. They never mention the unborn baby’s rights. I know the thought of having a baby for some, when it wasn’t planned, can be daunting especially when it is going to involve serious lifestyle changes. But how many times do things happen in our lives that are not planned for that need major adjustments in our life. Do we normally take such drastic actions to ensure that our lives remain the same as before?
Great Church Last Night
Great time in church last night. Paul Benger continued speaking from the Psalms (Psalm 2). It was an excellent message comparing two ways of living. One from a negative mindset where rage, bitterness and resentment has control (vs 1 to 3) and one from a life lived wisely where God is central and loved with reverence (vs 6-12).
Psalm 2:1-12 New Living Translation (for Paul)
(1) Why do the nations rage? Why do the people waste their time with futile plans?(2) The kings of the earth prepare for battle; the rulers plot together against the LORD and against his anointed one.(3) "Let us break their chains," they cry, "and free ourselves from this slavery."(4) But the one who rules in heaven laughs. The Lord scoffs at them.(5) Then in anger he rebukes them, terrifying them with his fierce fury.(6) For the LORD declares, "I have placed my chosen king on the throne in Jerusalem, my holy city."(7) The king proclaims the Lord's decree: "The LORD said to me, `You are my son. Today I have become your Father. (8) Only ask, and I will give you the nations as your inheritance,the ends of the earth as your possession.(9) You will break them with an iron rod and smash them like clay pots.' "(10) Now then, you kings, act wisely! Be warned, you rulers of the earth!(11) Serve the LORD with reverent fear, and rejoice with trembling.(12) Submit to God's royal son, or he will become angry, and you will be destroyed in the midst of your pursuits--for his anger can flare up in an instant. But what joy for all who find protection in him
As the Worship Pastor it was also an exciting night to be able to teach the church a new song written by one of our talented young musicians, David Wilkins (lead guitarist). The song is called ‘Dreams’….here are the lyrics:
I fall before Your throne of grace
I’m here upon my knees again
I’m reaching for the love
I know that saves
Deeper in You I strive
Reaching for the things beyond my view
Assured of Your faithfulness
Trusting in You
Alone I seek to praise You
Glorify the One
Who reigns on high
My dreams are in You
My dreams are of You
Sanctify this heart and make them true
Above is where my destiny lies
I trust in You at all times
I’m desperate for You to reign
Empower this life You so freely gave
Humble before You
I can only adore You
So focused on You
You’re all that’s in view
Though I may fall and break
My faith is in You
The restorer and sustainer of all
Show me more
Psalm 2:1-12 New Living Translation (for Paul)
(1) Why do the nations rage? Why do the people waste their time with futile plans?(2) The kings of the earth prepare for battle; the rulers plot together against the LORD and against his anointed one.(3) "Let us break their chains," they cry, "and free ourselves from this slavery."(4) But the one who rules in heaven laughs. The Lord scoffs at them.(5) Then in anger he rebukes them, terrifying them with his fierce fury.(6) For the LORD declares, "I have placed my chosen king on the throne in Jerusalem, my holy city."(7) The king proclaims the Lord's decree: "The LORD said to me, `You are my son. Today I have become your Father. (8) Only ask, and I will give you the nations as your inheritance,the ends of the earth as your possession.(9) You will break them with an iron rod and smash them like clay pots.' "(10) Now then, you kings, act wisely! Be warned, you rulers of the earth!(11) Serve the LORD with reverent fear, and rejoice with trembling.(12) Submit to God's royal son, or he will become angry, and you will be destroyed in the midst of your pursuits--for his anger can flare up in an instant. But what joy for all who find protection in him
As the Worship Pastor it was also an exciting night to be able to teach the church a new song written by one of our talented young musicians, David Wilkins (lead guitarist). The song is called ‘Dreams’….here are the lyrics:
I fall before Your throne of grace
I’m here upon my knees again
I’m reaching for the love
I know that saves
Deeper in You I strive
Reaching for the things beyond my view
Assured of Your faithfulness
Trusting in You
Alone I seek to praise You
Glorify the One
Who reigns on high
My dreams are in You
My dreams are of You
Sanctify this heart and make them true
Above is where my destiny lies
I trust in You at all times
I’m desperate for You to reign
Empower this life You so freely gave
Humble before You
I can only adore You
So focused on You
You’re all that’s in view
Though I may fall and break
My faith is in You
The restorer and sustainer of all
Show me more
Friday, October 08, 2004
'Our Lass is Feeling a Bit Manky'
Continuing our medical theme of the day.....here’s how some Austrian doctors are integrating into the South Yorkshire area. They’re learning some of the wonderful Yorkshire dialect.
Some examples:
YORKSHIRE TO ENGLISH
Ey oop = Hello
Fizog = Face
Lughole = Ear
Jiggered = Exhausted
Manky = Rough
Our lass = Wife
Gipping = Vomiting
Some examples:
YORKSHIRE TO ENGLISH
Ey oop = Hello
Fizog = Face
Lughole = Ear
Jiggered = Exhausted
Manky = Rough
Our lass = Wife
Gipping = Vomiting
Heath and Fitness: The Real Facts
Here’s some important health advice from Dr Paul Baggaley (aka Baggas) from Perth, WA. Not to be taken too seriously though.
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Table Tennis Anyone?
My good friend Paul Benger reckons he's pretty good at Table Tennis (or Ping Pong in some countries). Is he as good as these two, though? Amazing stuff......eh?!
'No one would have believed.....'
Here’s a film I’m looking forward to. The HG Wells classic ‘The War of the Worlds’, starring Tom Cruise and directed by Steven Spielberg.
I loved this story growing up and also Jeff Wayne’s musical version. I was never that keen on the first movie set in 1950’s America…..always looking forward to one based on the original novel.
Well hopefully this new version, out in the Summer (2005), will not disappoint!
By the way, the web site above is a great place to find out about up and coming movies. It’s on my Favourites list.
I loved this story growing up and also Jeff Wayne’s musical version. I was never that keen on the first movie set in 1950’s America…..always looking forward to one based on the original novel.
Well hopefully this new version, out in the Summer (2005), will not disappoint!
By the way, the web site above is a great place to find out about up and coming movies. It’s on my Favourites list.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Be Happy!
Psalm 1:1-3 (NLT) - (1) Oh, the joys of those who do not follow the advice of the wicked, or stand around with sinners, or join in with scoffers. (2) But they delight in doing everything the LORD wants; day and night they think about his law. (3) They are like trees planted along the riverbank, bearing fruit each season without fail. Their leaves never wither, and in all they do, they prosper
Last night at church, Paul shared with us an excellent message from Psalm 1, the first 3 verses.
Here’s what I loved….
3 keys to being truly happy or blessed:
Delight (vs 2 - But they delight in doing everything the LORD wants) Be enthusiastic about the things God has called you to do!
Meditate (vs 2 - day and night they think about his law) Regurgitate, go over the promises of God. When negative thoughts come replace them with God’s truth.
Planted (vs 3 - They are like trees planted along the riverbank, bearing fruit each season without fail. Their leaves never wither, and in all they do, they prosper) Wherever we are planted, good or bad, the fruit we bear will reflect the place we’re at. We need to make sure we’re planted in a good place.
Psalm 92:12-14 (NIV) - (12) The righteous will flourish like a palm tree, they will grow like a cedar of Lebanon; (13) planted in the house of the LORD, they will flourish in the courts of our God. (14) They will still bear fruit in old age, they will stay fresh and green.
Last night at church, Paul shared with us an excellent message from Psalm 1, the first 3 verses.
Here’s what I loved….
3 keys to being truly happy or blessed:
Delight (vs 2 - But they delight in doing everything the LORD wants) Be enthusiastic about the things God has called you to do!
Meditate (vs 2 - day and night they think about his law) Regurgitate, go over the promises of God. When negative thoughts come replace them with God’s truth.
Planted (vs 3 - They are like trees planted along the riverbank, bearing fruit each season without fail. Their leaves never wither, and in all they do, they prosper) Wherever we are planted, good or bad, the fruit we bear will reflect the place we’re at. We need to make sure we’re planted in a good place.
Psalm 92:12-14 (NIV) - (12) The righteous will flourish like a palm tree, they will grow like a cedar of Lebanon; (13) planted in the house of the LORD, they will flourish in the courts of our God. (14) They will still bear fruit in old age, they will stay fresh and green.
Sunday, October 03, 2004
Room 101
I hear that comedian Harry Hill is on Room 101 tomorrow night on BBC2 (9:30pm). I might give it a view, I quite like Harry Hill and apparently he will be suggesting that God should be consigned to Room 101.
He is quoted as saying ‘God lacks vision. He’s like a builder whose got another job on. We have all these bad things that he’s organised – hurricanes, earthquakes and so on – but when was the last time we had a miracle? Two thousand years ago we had miracles everyday!’
I don’t think its God who lacks vision!
Let’s see what kind of a response he gets.
He is quoted as saying ‘God lacks vision. He’s like a builder whose got another job on. We have all these bad things that he’s organised – hurricanes, earthquakes and so on – but when was the last time we had a miracle? Two thousand years ago we had miracles everyday!’
I don’t think its God who lacks vision!
Let’s see what kind of a response he gets.
Friday, October 01, 2004
The Road Goes Ever On and On….
I know I’m sad when it comes to all things 'Lord of the Rings' but I am going to miss my fix this Christmas time!
Or maybe not....as the Return of the King extended edition will be out in December with an additional 50 minutes, making the third film in the trilogy 3 hours and 50 minutes long.
Imagine that, watching this along side the other 2 extended versions and you’ll need to set aside 11 hours and 23 minutes to watch the whole saga from beginning to end!
Time is a precious thing……
Or maybe not....as the Return of the King extended edition will be out in December with an additional 50 minutes, making the third film in the trilogy 3 hours and 50 minutes long.
Imagine that, watching this along side the other 2 extended versions and you’ll need to set aside 11 hours and 23 minutes to watch the whole saga from beginning to end!
Time is a precious thing……
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Will the 'Good Samaritan' Please Stand Up?
This is an incredible modern day true story of the ‘Good Samaritan’ that happened recently in Sidcup, UK.
CCTV footage shows a woman laying bleeding and unconscious in the road. None of the drivers stopped and some even swerved to avoid her.
I can only assume that ‘fear’ is the major cause of society’s indifference.
In Luke 10:25-37, Jesus outlined the way to inherit eternal life was to ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength and mind’ and to ‘love your neighbour as yourself’. He then proceeded to tell the parable of the Good Samaritan.
The challenge is to put aside our fears and to ‘do to others what you would have them do to you’. Loving your neighbour as yourself is doing just that.
Jesus said….’go and do likewise’.
CCTV footage shows a woman laying bleeding and unconscious in the road. None of the drivers stopped and some even swerved to avoid her.
I can only assume that ‘fear’ is the major cause of society’s indifference.
In Luke 10:25-37, Jesus outlined the way to inherit eternal life was to ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength and mind’ and to ‘love your neighbour as yourself’. He then proceeded to tell the parable of the Good Samaritan.
The challenge is to put aside our fears and to ‘do to others what you would have them do to you’. Loving your neighbour as yourself is doing just that.
Jesus said….’go and do likewise’.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!
Wayne Rooney debuted for Manchester United last night, and what a dream start he had! Scoring an incredible hat-trick in an ‘almost’ comfortable win against Fenerbahce in the Champions League.
At just 18 he does not seem to be effected by the immense pressure and high expectations placed upon him, and Alex Ferguson, the United boss, says he is still developing and can only get stronger. Let’s hope so!
He may play for Manchester United, but the best thing of course is……he’s English! I still wonder what would have happened had he not limped off in the quarter-final of the European Championship against Portugal…..who knows?!
At just 18 he does not seem to be effected by the immense pressure and high expectations placed upon him, and Alex Ferguson, the United boss, says he is still developing and can only get stronger. Let’s hope so!
He may play for Manchester United, but the best thing of course is……he’s English! I still wonder what would have happened had he not limped off in the quarter-final of the European Championship against Portugal…..who knows?!
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Finding Nemo
We finished our series on CLC at the movies last Sunday. A great one to finish with, Paul Benger shared with us the film Finding Nemo.
Pixar’s best film to date and what an excellent story with a great message of hope for those lost.
The idea of using movies as parables (Jesus style) is a great way of communicating the truth.
Jesus used 3 great parables to present the fact that the Father is seeking out the lost. Luke 15 speaks of the ‘Lost Sheep’, the ‘Lost Coin’ and the ‘Lost Son’.
Read this chapter and see a God who loves us in such a way that he seeks out the 1 amongst the 100! And look also at what each story has in common….there’s always a party when the lost are found!
Pixar’s best film to date and what an excellent story with a great message of hope for those lost.
The idea of using movies as parables (Jesus style) is a great way of communicating the truth.
Jesus used 3 great parables to present the fact that the Father is seeking out the lost. Luke 15 speaks of the ‘Lost Sheep’, the ‘Lost Coin’ and the ‘Lost Son’.
Read this chapter and see a God who loves us in such a way that he seeks out the 1 amongst the 100! And look also at what each story has in common….there’s always a party when the lost are found!
Monday, September 27, 2004
Space Tourism Just Around the Corner?
Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson has announced his company has signed an agreement worth £14m to secure the first commercial flights into space. (Read more at BBC)
A seat on one of these flights could cost as much as £115,000….I’ll have 2 please!
I think I’ll wait until the price comes down a bit….maybe when Easyjet gets involved!
I would love to see Earth from space though….I’m sure it would effect even the hardest sceptic who questions the existence of a creator God.
A seat on one of these flights could cost as much as £115,000….I’ll have 2 please!
I think I’ll wait until the price comes down a bit….maybe when Easyjet gets involved!
I would love to see Earth from space though….I’m sure it would effect even the hardest sceptic who questions the existence of a creator God.
Saturday, September 25, 2004
What Stung Me?
Up until this morning I’d never been stung by a bee or a wasp. As I set out on my morning run at 6:25am (I was meeting a friend for our weekly jog) 200 yards down the road when suddenly wham! Just above my left knee, a sharp shooting pain like a hot needle.
I thought I’d torn something at first but then realised that it was too acute to be anything like that. I ended up having to drive up the road to my friend to tell him I couldn’t run (a bit embarrassing really)
The amazing thing was I never saw what actually stung me…it was still a bit too dark. So it’s taken me 36 years to get stung but I still don’t know if it was a bee or a wasp….or was it something else?!
I’ve always had a bit of a fear for buzzing stinging insects, maybe this has cured me at last! It wasn’t that bad after all.
I thought I’d torn something at first but then realised that it was too acute to be anything like that. I ended up having to drive up the road to my friend to tell him I couldn’t run (a bit embarrassing really)
The amazing thing was I never saw what actually stung me…it was still a bit too dark. So it’s taken me 36 years to get stung but I still don’t know if it was a bee or a wasp….or was it something else?!
I’ve always had a bit of a fear for buzzing stinging insects, maybe this has cured me at last! It wasn’t that bad after all.
Friday, September 24, 2004
In Loving Memory
The legendary English football manager and former Nottingham Forest and Derby County boss Brian Clough passed away this past week aged 69.
He was well loved and respected, not least for his straight talking and sense of humour.
In tribute to the tremendous character that was Cloughie, here are some reminders of his forthright opinions and wit.
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - On his own success.
"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there" - On the importance of passing the ball to feet.
"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard" - On dealing with Roy Keane.
"We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right" - On dealing with players who disagree with him.
"At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players" - On the appointment of Sven-Goran Eriksson.
"I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd because that's exactly what I would have done" - On not getting the England manager's job.
"Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius" - His tribute to Martin O'Neill, who used to manage Leicester City.
"That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that" - On the pony-tailed former England goalkeeper David Seaman.
"If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well" - Saying that too many managers lose their jobs.
"I thought it was my next-door neighbour because I think she felt that if I got something like that I would have to move" - Guessing who nominated him for a knighthood.
"He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband" - Advice for David Beckham.
"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive" - After the liver transplant which saved his life.
"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me." - On being remembered
He was well loved and respected, not least for his straight talking and sense of humour.
In tribute to the tremendous character that was Cloughie, here are some reminders of his forthright opinions and wit.
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - On his own success.
"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there" - On the importance of passing the ball to feet.
"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard" - On dealing with Roy Keane.
"We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right" - On dealing with players who disagree with him.
"At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players" - On the appointment of Sven-Goran Eriksson.
"I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd because that's exactly what I would have done" - On not getting the England manager's job.
"Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius" - His tribute to Martin O'Neill, who used to manage Leicester City.
"That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that" - On the pony-tailed former England goalkeeper David Seaman.
"If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well" - Saying that too many managers lose their jobs.
"I thought it was my next-door neighbour because I think she felt that if I got something like that I would have to move" - Guessing who nominated him for a knighthood.
"He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband" - Advice for David Beckham.
"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive" - After the liver transplant which saved his life.
"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me." - On being remembered
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Top 10 Films Never to Have Won an Oscar
In a recent poll conducted by the Radio Times 6000 people voted the following as the top 10 films never to have won an Oscar (The survey was based on films which had not won best film, best actor, best actress, best supporting actress, best supporting actor, best director and best foreign language film):
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. It's a Wonderful Life
3. ET the Extra-Terrestrial
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
5. The Great Escape
6. The Wizard of Oz
7. Some Like It Hot
8. The Colour Purple
9. Raiders of the Lost Ark
10. Psycho
More Fools Awards
To John Bloor, who mistook a tube of super-glue for his haemorrhoid cream and glued his buttocks together.
To Henry Smith, arrested moments after returning home with a stolen stereo. His error was having tattooed on his forehead in large capital letters the words "Henry Smith." His lawyer told the court: "My client is not a very bright young man."
To Michael Robinson, who rang the police to deliver a bomb threat, but became so agitated about the mounting cost of the call that he began screaming "Call me back!" and left his phone number.
To Paul Monkton, who used as his getaway vehicle a van with his name and phone number painted in foot-high letters on the side.
To Percy the Pigeon, who flopped down exhausted in a Sheffield loft, having beaten 1,000 rivals in a 500 mile race, and was immediately eaten by a cat. Alas, the 90-minute delay resulting from finding his remains and handing his ID tag to the judges relegated Percy from first to third place.
To poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock - and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
To Henry Smith, arrested moments after returning home with a stolen stereo. His error was having tattooed on his forehead in large capital letters the words "Henry Smith." His lawyer told the court: "My client is not a very bright young man."
To Michael Robinson, who rang the police to deliver a bomb threat, but became so agitated about the mounting cost of the call that he began screaming "Call me back!" and left his phone number.
To Paul Monkton, who used as his getaway vehicle a van with his name and phone number painted in foot-high letters on the side.
To Percy the Pigeon, who flopped down exhausted in a Sheffield loft, having beaten 1,000 rivals in a 500 mile race, and was immediately eaten by a cat. Alas, the 90-minute delay resulting from finding his remains and handing his ID tag to the judges relegated Percy from first to third place.
To poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock - and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
We Wooped 'Em Good Part 2
Well first it was the Americans (at golf) in the Ryder Cup and know it's the unbeatable Aussies (at cricket) in the ICC Champions Trophy Semi Final ....whatever next?!
Monday, September 20, 2004
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Last night, at church, was the third night in our ‘CLC at the Movies’ series. There are four in the series throughout September. The last one being next Sunday when it will be 'Finding Nemo’ – can’t wait!
It was my turn last night and I presented ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’. One of the main points was all about the kind of ‘True Love’ that Toula finds in Ian which releases her from her mundane life and brings her freedom.
When we know God’s love and experience it for ourselves it brings freedom and releases us from past hurts/present circumstances.
Romans 8:35-49: "Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword? As it is written: "For your sake we face death all day long; we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered." No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."
God loves you like this!
There is nowhere you can go; nowhere you can hide that out distances you from God’s love; nothing you can do will put you beyond it; no-one and nothing can get in the way and obstruct it. Uninterrupted, constant, outgoing love from God to YOU!
It was my turn last night and I presented ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’. One of the main points was all about the kind of ‘True Love’ that Toula finds in Ian which releases her from her mundane life and brings her freedom.
When we know God’s love and experience it for ourselves it brings freedom and releases us from past hurts/present circumstances.
Romans 8:35-49: "Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword? As it is written: "For your sake we face death all day long; we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered." No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."
God loves you like this!
There is nowhere you can go; nowhere you can hide that out distances you from God’s love; nothing you can do will put you beyond it; no-one and nothing can get in the way and obstruct it. Uninterrupted, constant, outgoing love from God to YOU!
We Wooped 'Em Good
‘John Wayne, the Statue of Liberty, Elvis Presley, JFK, George W Bush, Abraham Lincoln….your boys took one hell of a beating!’
The Ryder Cup: Europe 18 ½ USA 9 ½
Keep looking at that score above….can you believe it?!
A big hand for the lads……for Bernhard Langer, Paul Casey, Darren Clarke, Luke Donald, Sergio Garcia, Padraig Harrington, David Howell, Miguel Angel Jiménez, Thomas Levet, Paul McGinley, Colin Montgomerie, Ian Poulter, Lee Westwood.
Well done boys!
The Ryder Cup: Europe 18 ½ USA 9 ½
Keep looking at that score above….can you believe it?!
A big hand for the lads……for Bernhard Langer, Paul Casey, Darren Clarke, Luke Donald, Sergio Garcia, Padraig Harrington, David Howell, Miguel Angel Jiménez, Thomas Levet, Paul McGinley, Colin Montgomerie, Ian Poulter, Lee Westwood.
Well done boys!
Friday, September 17, 2004
Classic Lines from the Greats
"It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaggggghhhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in." Tommy Cooper
'I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said, "Keep her moving sir, we're stock taking."' Les Dawson
"My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade." Peter Kay
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin." Tommy Cooper
'I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said, "Keep her moving sir, we're stock taking."' Les Dawson
"My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade." Peter Kay
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin." Tommy Cooper
Apathy
Talked about apathy at our church staff meeting last night.....here are some great quotes on the matter:
"Apathy can only be overcome by enthusiasm." - Arnold Toynbee
"Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand." - Bodie Thoene
"There is so much apathy in the world today . . . but who cares?" - unknown
"Somewhere between apathy and anarchy lies the thinking human being." - Rod Serling (1924-1975)
"Tolerance is composed of nine parts apathy to one of brotherly love." - Frank Moore Colby (1865-1925)
"Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care." - William Safire
"Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all — the apathy of human beings." - Helen Keller (1880-1968)
"Willpower is the key to success. Successful people strive no matter what they feel by applying their will to overcome apathy, doubt or fear." - Dan Millman
"I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm - neither hot nor cold - I am about to spit you out of my mouth." - Jesus (Revelation 3:15-16)
"Apathy can only be overcome by enthusiasm." - Arnold Toynbee
"Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand." - Bodie Thoene
"There is so much apathy in the world today . . . but who cares?" - unknown
"Somewhere between apathy and anarchy lies the thinking human being." - Rod Serling (1924-1975)
"Tolerance is composed of nine parts apathy to one of brotherly love." - Frank Moore Colby (1865-1925)
"Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care." - William Safire
"Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all — the apathy of human beings." - Helen Keller (1880-1968)
"Willpower is the key to success. Successful people strive no matter what they feel by applying their will to overcome apathy, doubt or fear." - Dan Millman
"I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm - neither hot nor cold - I am about to spit you out of my mouth." - Jesus (Revelation 3:15-16)
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Climate Changes
With all the news on TV lately about the extreme weather conditions affecting the Gulf of Mexico, the mud slides in the Middle East and South America, along with the dire predictions made by such films as The Day After Tomorrow, we shouldn't forget that England has its fair share of devastating weather too.
Here's a PHOTO illustrating the damage caused to a friend's home from a storm that passed through Chesterfield recently. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take things for granted.
Here's a PHOTO illustrating the damage caused to a friend's home from a storm that passed through Chesterfield recently. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take things for granted.
Monday, September 13, 2004
'Luke.....I am your Father'
A panel of experts (including Thunderbirds creator Gerry Anderson) have selected the top 30 most important sc-fi moments in history.
From the list on the BBC link I went for Alien and the chest bursting scene. A bit gory I know, but the shock factor made it unforgettable. The Star Wars moment when Darth Vader’s true identity is made known comes a close second.
What’s your favourite?
Of course there are some ‘forgettable’ sci-fi moments. The whole of Star Trek V (The Final Frontier) springs to mind.
From the list on the BBC link I went for Alien and the chest bursting scene. A bit gory I know, but the shock factor made it unforgettable. The Star Wars moment when Darth Vader’s true identity is made known comes a close second.
What’s your favourite?
Of course there are some ‘forgettable’ sci-fi moments. The whole of Star Trek V (The Final Frontier) springs to mind.
At the Movies Part 2
Paul Benger brought the second in our ‘church at the movies’ series last night. This time it was Pirates of the Caribbean. I’ve seen the film several times and wondered what clips he might use. We weren’t disappointed. My favourite has to be the moment when Captain Norrington says of Jack Sparrow, ‘One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness’, and Jack replies, "Although it seems enough to condemn him’
Paul then asked the question, ‘How many good deeds does it take to redeem a man from a lifetime of wickedness?’
The answer…..none. Only one Man could do that!
Romans 5:17-18: The sin of this one man, Adam, caused death to rule over us, but all who receive God's wonderful, gracious gift of righteousness will live in triumph over sin and death through this one man, Jesus Christ. Yes, Adam's one sin brought condemnation upon everyone, but Christ's one act of righteousness makes all people right in God's sight and gives them life.
By the way, my father-in-law (David ‘Pirates’ Loveday) has seen the film many times, to say he’s mad on it would be an under-statement!
Here’s the script of the movie for you devotees.
All hands to the boats!
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Pheasant or Rat Day ?
Yesterday morning whilst out running I came across a dead pheasant lying at the side of the road. I probably should have picked it up and brought it home....well it was in good condition and looked fresh (still warm!). Jane said she would have prepared it as well!
This morning, again out running, just a few yards away from where the pheasant had been lying I found a dead rat!
Is there a moral to this story? What do you think? All I could come up with was, 'somedays you get pheasant and somedays you get rat!'
This morning, again out running, just a few yards away from where the pheasant had been lying I found a dead rat!
Is there a moral to this story? What do you think? All I could come up with was, 'somedays you get pheasant and somedays you get rat!'
Friday, September 10, 2004
Thursday, September 09, 2004
All Together Now
All the kids ready for school...
This is the first time all of our kids are now at the same school together. Well for one year anyway before Daniel heads off to Secondary School.
Blogger Problems
Couldn't publish yesterday for some reason....don't know if anybody else has ever had that problem?
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
More from the Holy Grail
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
[Maynard and his assistant come forward with the monks, carrying the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on a pillow.]
Arthur: How does it uhm... How does it work?
Assistant: I know not, my liege.
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Maynard: Armaments, Chapter 2, vs. 9 to 21...
Assistant: …and Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying...
O Lord, bless this, thy Hand Grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and lima beans, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and lice...
Maynard: Skip a bit, brother...
Assistant: And the Lord spake, saying:
First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then thou shalt count to three. No more. No less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thy counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Maynard: Amen.
All monks: Amen.
Arthur: Right. [pulling out pin] One... Two... Five!
Galahad: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three! [throws grenade]
[BLAM! The rabbit, being naughty in the Lord's sight, does indeed, snuff it. Cautiously the party enters the cave.]
[Maynard and his assistant come forward with the monks, carrying the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on a pillow.]
Arthur: How does it uhm... How does it work?
Assistant: I know not, my liege.
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Maynard: Armaments, Chapter 2, vs. 9 to 21...
Assistant: …and Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying...
O Lord, bless this, thy Hand Grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and lima beans, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and lice...
Maynard: Skip a bit, brother...
Assistant: And the Lord spake, saying:
First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then thou shalt count to three. No more. No less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thy counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Maynard: Amen.
All monks: Amen.
Arthur: Right. [pulling out pin] One... Two... Five!
Galahad: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three! [throws grenade]
[BLAM! The rabbit, being naughty in the Lord's sight, does indeed, snuff it. Cautiously the party enters the cave.]
Monday, September 06, 2004
Church Last Night
Church good last night. Throughout the month of September our church is hosting a number of Sunday evening events based upon modern day movie themes.
Taking certain films, and in a similar way to how Jesus taught using the stories or parables of the day, we are presenting relevant messages pertaining to life today.
Last night Paul Benger spoke around the movie ‘Gladiator’. So many great moments in the movie to speak about.
Other movies will be…
12.09.04 Pirates of the Caribbean
19.09.04 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
26.09.04 Finding Nemo
I’m doing the one on the 19th, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, a Rom-Com for the ladies!
Anybody seen it? Any suggestions for what illustrations to use?
Taking certain films, and in a similar way to how Jesus taught using the stories or parables of the day, we are presenting relevant messages pertaining to life today.
Last night Paul Benger spoke around the movie ‘Gladiator’. So many great moments in the movie to speak about.
Other movies will be…
12.09.04 Pirates of the Caribbean
19.09.04 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
26.09.04 Finding Nemo
I’m doing the one on the 19th, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, a Rom-Com for the ladies!
Anybody seen it? Any suggestions for what illustrations to use?
Friday, September 03, 2004
Jake's First Day
My youngest, Jacob, is 4 almost 5 and it's his first day at school today. Here's a photo I took of him this morning before I left for work. He's really excited and can't wait to get there. I wish the other 3 were just as enthusiastic!!
Thursday, September 02, 2004
New from Hillsong
Here’s a new CD/DVD for us all to buy, soon to be released by Hillsong. It’s a live worship compilation by the Hillsong team and Delirious? recorded live at the Sydney SuperDome in July 2003.
I’m plugging it because I was a part of the choir that night…..well me and a few hundred others! Still it was an awesome experience and one I’ll never forget…….wonder if I’m on the DVD?!?
I’m plugging it because I was a part of the choir that night…..well me and a few hundred others! Still it was an awesome experience and one I’ll never forget…….wonder if I’m on the DVD?!?
Incredible but True!
Here’s an amazing real life story. Fancy waking up from a coma and finding out you’ve had a baby!
At the Movies
Saw a couple of movies while we were on holiday.
Firstly there was I, Robot. This was ok but there seemed to be something missing. It looks great but the whole thing felt a bit rushed. I guess this can be a criticism levelled at a number of sci-fi movies…so much to cram in without much time for acclimatising us to the time/place etc.
Secondly there was The Bourne Supremacy, this I really enjoyed and highly recommend - much better than the first (The Bourne Identity). Ironically this also felt rushed but of course, if you’ve already seen the first, the characters/plot are already there. The pace of the movie adds to the enjoyment. There’s also a good story-line which is not lost and for a change not too complicated.
Firstly there was I, Robot. This was ok but there seemed to be something missing. It looks great but the whole thing felt a bit rushed. I guess this can be a criticism levelled at a number of sci-fi movies…so much to cram in without much time for acclimatising us to the time/place etc.
Secondly there was The Bourne Supremacy, this I really enjoyed and highly recommend - much better than the first (The Bourne Identity). Ironically this also felt rushed but of course, if you’ve already seen the first, the characters/plot are already there. The pace of the movie adds to the enjoyment. There’s also a good story-line which is not lost and for a change not too complicated.
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
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